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W&J Shocker 

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

W.W.J.D. 

What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things.
I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone. I thought about chunking popcorn at his head until he shut up; then I saw my wrist band that said "W.W.J.D." So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell, I really did feel better to.
W.W.J.D. by Demon Kat December 3, 2005

W.W.J.B.D.? 

What Would James Bond Do

When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James Bond.
Oh Shit...i thought this one night stand 3-way with these 2 smokin Russian hotties was too easy...bitches tied me up and are planning on using a big ol' table mounted laser to kill me...hmm...W.W.J.B.D.?
W.W.J.B.D.? by stinkoe February 27, 2009

W.W.J.B.D 

What would Joe Biden do?
When facing a dilemma ask yourself, W.W.J.B.D.?

I was going to skip the mask but then I asked myself, W.W.J.B.D.?

“Jim you’re being a real dick. W.W.J.B.D.?”
W.W.J.B.D by anonymous December 15, 2020

w.w.j.d. 

who would jesus do

we all know jesus was human...nough said.
Guy: w.w.j.d.?
Jesus: mmmm id tap that fine ass over there, brah.
Guy: gross.
w.w.j.d. by pied piper July 20, 2008

W.W.J.D. 

1) What Would Jesus Do?

2) What Would John Do? (also seen in the form WTFWJD - what the f**k would john do)
(John Carmack, created of the engines for the Doom and Quake series, possibly the single hand who gave us 3d gaming. Still innovating the industry today)
1) But Christan, you can't go out with that girl, she is not one of us. Remember to ask yourself, W.W.J.D!

2) Ahh Crap! I can't get this friggen M.O.D's engine to work right, WTFWJD!
W.W.J.D. by Kyle Katarn July 21, 2005