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W&J Shocker
Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019
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W.W.J.B.D.?
What Would James Bond Do
When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James Bond.
When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James Bond.
Oh Shit...i thought this one night stand 3-way with these 2 smokin Russian hotties was too easy...bitches tied me up and are planning on using a big ol' table mounted laser to kill me...hmm...W.W.J.B.D.?
W.W.J.B.D.? by stinkoe February 27, 2009
w.w.j.d.
w.w.j.d. by pied piper July 20, 2008
W.W.J.D.
1) What Would Jesus Do?
2) What Would John Do? (also seen in the form WTFWJD - what the f**k would john do)
(John Carmack, created of the engines for the Doom and Quake series, possibly the single hand who gave us 3d gaming. Still innovating the industry today)
2) What Would John Do? (also seen in the form WTFWJD - what the f**k would john do)
(John Carmack, created of the engines for the Doom and Quake series, possibly the single hand who gave us 3d gaming. Still innovating the industry today)
1) But Christan, you can't go out with that girl, she is not one of us. Remember to ask yourself, W.W.J.D!
2) Ahh Crap! I can't get this friggen M.O.D's engine to work right, WTFWJD!
2) Ahh Crap! I can't get this friggen M.O.D's engine to work right, WTFWJD!
W.W.J.D. by Kyle Katarn July 21, 2005
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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