Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 by Hunter October 23, 2004

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Super Vol 

The origins of the Super Vol are unknown. The first documented appearance of the Super Vol was the 2008 men's basketball game against Kentucky on Chris Lofton Night. Since then, he has gone into seclusion, but is eagerly awaiting the chance to return. Sources say that he may make an appearance at the Florida and Alabama home football games.

We are losing the game! Whatever shall we do? We need SUPER VOL!

Super Vol by thatreallyjusthappenedtoyourmo November 4, 2008

Don't Matter Go Vols 

Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV

Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.

Don't Matter Go Vols by michael rotch 37 June 6, 2018

Volsack 

A Tennessee Fan’s Ball Sack

A Tennessee basketball player just hit a game winning three against Kentucky at Rupp Arena, grabbed his dick, and yelled at the UK fans, “suck my VOLSACK!”

Volsack by Vfl6969 February 11, 2019

volstad

when recieving oral sex from a girl (or guy) you dip your wiener in a packet of fun dip and then have the girl (or guy) lick the fun dip off your wiener.

"yeah, he did the volstad last night"

volstad by mike, tim June 25, 2008

volsh

to say that you're gonna show up somewhere then blow it off at the last minute.

Poor guys waited for her at the airport to just find out she volshed

volsh by No way June 23, 2005