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Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.
Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.
Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.
vertebrate by David March 6, 2004

Vertebrain

One who thinks with his spinal cord, in other words, a complete and total idiot lacking all signs of logical thought.
Jebus, Joe's such a vertebrain!
Vertebrain by P4lladium November 10, 2003
A bruh moment initiating a reaction so intense that you can feel it in your vertebrae, eliciting one to respond with the phrase, "vertebruh."
Doctor: "You have spinal cancer."
Patient: "Vertebruh."
Vertebruh by Shrekku August 27, 2019

vertebrate

vertebrate by Harry July 2, 2003

vertebrains 

Vertebrae that generally "hold you in place" yet are now in painfull distress; causing ignorance, thus creating the Redneck illusion of the medical condition frequently referred to as "shrinking Vertebrains"
"My Vertebrains are shrinking," says the pain patient to the payday advance employee when needing a loan for more medication.
vertebrains by Ksses2You September 29, 2011