vantz

"Vantz" is yiddish slang for "obnoxious punk". Literally, it means "bedbug". It was very popular with jazzers and New York hipster types through the mid 1960s.

"If my cousin Sid sleeps on my couch one more night, I swear to God I'm gonna wring the little vantz's neck".

vantz by chintzy April 22, 2007

Karkat Vantas 

A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.

He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.

A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.

Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013

vantastic sex 

Good sex in a van.

Juan said he had some vantastic sex in the Chevrolet!

vantastic sex by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Vantae 

A soul connection that cannot be broken under any circumstances. A connection so strong that will bring the couple together no matter what.
A word to describe and answer questions. A way of saying "wait, be patient, have hope. I will find you no matter what."

Those under the blessing of the word vantae should know that be it far or near, their souls will long for each other.

And that when the soul longs for something and chooses a path, the body will follow.

After all, we are Vantae. We would have found each other through hell, earth is no difficulty.

Vantae by Lvakiba April 17, 2021

Vantablack 

The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).

Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.

With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.

It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.

Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.

Vantablack by gregben June 11, 2021

Ju Vanting

An alternate way of saying "You wanting."
i.e. - Do you want?

Ju Vanting dinner at 6pm?

Ju Vanting by Player Guy Forever November 29, 2004