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Ball bag Vagina 

trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.
I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina
Ball bag Vagina by Assassin006 November 20, 2013

Vagina tea bag 

Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
Vagina tea bag by Flea77 December 15, 2011

Vagina-Bagel 

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
Vagina-Bagel by The Deele Real December 26, 2009

vagina bagged 

The act of wrapping one's pussy around their head
OMG Jessica I totally vagina bagged Tim and his friend last night.

Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."

Baggy Vagina 

Female genitalia with enlarged diameter and depth.
I used the electric reamer on her last night to open her up a bit, now she has a baggy vagina!
Baggy Vagina by On3 April 25, 2006