unicorn oil

When a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (Unicorns are mysterious creatures don't ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses

The unicorn oil danced in the midnight sun with Donkey while listening to Miley Cyrus

unicorn oil by YaBoiJ March 12, 2017

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Unicornology

The study of unicorns and other similar mystical creatures like Pegasus.

I am headed to my class of unicornology.

Unicornology by Aqualina987 November 21, 2016

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Unicornol

A chemical substance that doesn't exist.
Nothing. :>

Kid: Hey what's that
Me: Unicornol

Unicornol by Le Hemmoodwinford August 7, 2014

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unicornologist

a person with down syndrome

anna is a unicornologist

unicornologist by jimmy ashjdgj October 19, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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