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Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.
Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!
Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Underpants journalist 

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

Underpants Gnomes 

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!
The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.

raving underpass

The act of dancing underneath a concrete structure, to any given beat. Usual participants are gothic warriors and princesses.
Buddy and Joe were raving underpass I-95 over the weekend.

Underpants Gnome 

A gnome who steals your underpants while you sleep.
Underpants Gnome by Ad May 17, 2004

underpaste

The uncomfortable feeling when the skin of the male genitalia is stuck together in the underwear.
A girl in my class saw me as I tried to fix my underpaste.
underpaste by LoLo1234 August 1, 2008