twirped

adj.
to be higher than normal. 'stoned'

We smoked a 5.5 gram blunt at Umass Amherst and got everyone twirped.

twirped by trollchoker December 10, 2009

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008

twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 10, 2008

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman August 11, 2006

Twired 

Being so tired that your body tries to make up for it in a ridiculous level of stupidity. The result is an a very hyper (wired) person that you need to convince to sleep.

Twas the night before the exam, and the student was twired as all hell.

Twired by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016