noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.
I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.
An extemely confused person who enjoys watching the opposite sex(or same sex depending on sexual attractiongay/straight) commense the act of diarrhea in a hot tub.