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Trowser Snake 

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."

trowser snake 

A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.
Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.

Creamy Tromsy 

A haircut is a trim. A trim is a trom. A trom is a tromsy. Nice equals creamy. Originates from Thurles, Tipperary.
Person 1: "Just out of the barber lad"
Person 2: "That's a creamy tromsy kid"
Creamy Tromsy by thegowl March 10, 2018

trowser snake 

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.
hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.
trowser snake by margie mario January 17, 2008

Trowser Bagel 

An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will
Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!
Trowser Bagel by skillset December 21, 2010
When one shits ones self at an inopportune time, for example in the middle of a work day.
Fuck, I just Trowsed. Can I go home?
Trowse by Goat Aids January 24, 2011