A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)

"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry

Tristianity by Lyxchy November 7, 2022

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Tristanity

1) To be as badass as Tristan from King Arthur the movie.

2) A state of total hard assness"

1) Alex looked upon the soccer field with tristanity.

2) Alex definitely dominated the game with all of his tristanity.

Tristanity by Igor March 16, 2005

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Trishani

Trishani is a girl with a very strong personality. She has a great sense of humor. She is a really good human being. She is talented and is perfect. She is really outspoken and has lots of guts. Once u get to know her she is one of the best people to be around

Prisha loves you trishani

Trishani by Prarry November 23, 2021

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Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

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