trench cunt 

A disease or pathology whose etiological factors range from general promiscuity, usually with individuals of questionable health themselves, particularly in large numbers, to poor hygiene; presentation symptomatically of itching, foul odor, histological inflammatory response, rapid deterioration from a fresh pink appearance to a blown o-ring or mudflap appearance of the vaginal labia and vulva proper. Other symptoms may include spontaneous production of dairy products and brewer's yeast. The condition moniker etymologically is derived from the similar condition that is a bane to soldiers in training known as trench foot.

That fucking two-bit slag of a bitch Judge gave me five years probation for jay walking. His trench cunt was obviously no longer in remission, perhaps he should change his tampon before getting septicemia on top of it all.

trench cunt by Dr. Giggles, OB-GYN June 4, 2009

cunt trench 

Condom

I had to put on a cunt trench before i banged that brod.

cunt trench by D- Cupid February 13, 2018

Trenchcunt

A medical affliction whereby the afflicted individual’s cunt reeks of the trenches, in et cetera yeast, Pennies and other accoutrements of unwashed/unclean cooter.

The condition may be tied to use of or proximity to trench coats, those wearing trench coats or dungeons and dragons dens where trenchcoats are likely to be found.

Seanna, we need to open a window! Your trenchcunt is hotboxing the room!

Jesus Christ man I could smell Seanna coming from three flights up, her trenchcunt infection is fucking rank

Trenchcunt by Bigcheeze6669 December 28, 2025