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"we've got two great kids whom I love to bits"
To bits by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Chuffed to bits 

"I'm chuffed to bits by your b donka donk" -Hugh Laurie
Chuffed to bits by ElephatShiAT December 17, 2008

love you to bits 

I love EVERY LITTLE BIT...of you. All your parts and pieces, completely....Without holding back.
As if dividing you into the smallest possible pieces, I would love every bit and piece of you.
Honey, I love you to bits! You are my best friend, my soul mate...I cannot imagine life without you.
love you to bits by BLSNAP65 December 5, 2013

chuffed to bits 

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.
chuffed to bits by fenotter October 11, 2011

love to bits 

To love every bit of a person. So if they were to be impregnated with a handgrenade and exploded into tiny bits, you would want to keep any bit that was left, cos you love them to bits.
My beau, it is him i love to bits (and more :))
love to bits by bec blu eyez September 6, 2006

Chuffed to Bits 

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
Chuffed to Bits by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019