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Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

Texas Timex 

Slang term originally used to describe a gold Rolex watch, but now used to describe any Rolex in a joking manner, since Rolex watches have become very common.

When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.
That guy was wearing a Texas Timex in the gym the other day.
Texas Timex by Ham Hock March 13, 2007

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Bingley Time 

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

One time for the homie DJ screw 

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition
hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw

yawn time 

Bedtime, or whenever you're sleepy or tired, or just bored.
Whenever I'm on the phone, I get yawn time even tho I'm Not bored!
yawn time by Starchylde June 26, 2016