throat freeze 

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

throat freeze by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008

throat freeze 

A brain freeze for those without a brain. Also known as chest freeze. Not to be confused with Ball Ache.

I get throat freeze when I have a cold drink. Have you had that.

No, I am normal.

throat freeze by NorthernProphet July 1, 2022

throat freeze 

1. The affect of taking a very cold phallic object past the throat for so long as to freeze the larnyx and induce the same chemical reaction as a 'brain freeze' in the throat.

2. The act of deep-throating ice.

She was sucking on that popsicle so much she swallowed it whole and got throat freeze, Causing me to give her somthing hot to unfreeze it.

throat freeze by Shaded One June 5, 2005

ThroatFreeze 

When you’re high and you chug something too cold and you feel like you can’t talk because your voice box frozen.

“*cough* Yo I got ThroatFreeze. *cough*”
Or
“Yo, you ever have ThroatFreeze?”

ThroatFreeze by Curvyprincessaxxx September 18, 2021