the stab 

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

the stab by Shuaman December 15, 2016

deep dicking in the stab wound 

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.

when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.

deep dicking in the stab wound by NiMo March 1, 2005

Caught the stab 

A knifing in fighting

Yah, I caught the stab

Caught the stab by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Stab-the-Teacher 

An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.

Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.

"There's no way she's gonna get out of this! Oh my god! He's gonna stab-the-teacher!"

Stab-the-Teacher by suspensefan May 25, 2009

the Sex Stab 

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

the Sex Stab by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

stab the squirrel 

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

stab the squirrel by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

stab the bird 

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

stab the bird by Rob July 30, 2005