the beeper 

On house arrest , Ankle monitor

“Come over”
“I can’t, i’m still on the beeper pussy”

the beeper by mindyabuisnesspuss January 23, 2019

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

Coco the Beever Boy 

An unemployed clown who can no longer afford clown make-up. Spends his days and nights playing scrabble on the internet. He only wears football shirts and shell-suits.

Who's the guy with the clown face and curly hair?

That'll be Coco the Beever boy.

Coco the Beever Boy by Brian Armadillo October 11, 2006

The Belper Helmet 

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider

Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping

The Belper Helmet by Chard007 May 19, 2019

Bop on the beezer 

To hit someone on the nose !

If you're not careful I'll give you a bop on the beezer.

Bop on the beezer by beebop23 May 20, 2010

JJ - The King of Beepers

A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.

JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."

Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."

JJ - The King of Beepers by Duke71 June 9, 2009