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Max the Snake 

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.
At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!

max the simp 

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep
max the simp by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022

sweet ass-tastic to the max

an adjective meaning the ultimate, greatest thing anything can ever be.
playing mortal kombat while watching the movie mortal kombat while getting head from sonya blade after getting a check from the government for three million dollars along with a note from the government saying you never have to willfully pay taxes anymore and then having an orgasm at the same time as executing your fatality exactly when the movie mortal kombat ends would be sweet ass-tastic to the max.

Shotgun to the MAX 

When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.

Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.

No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.
Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
...

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja 

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.
you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

slutting to the max 

When no stone is left unturned to become slutty.
Geez she's "slutting to the max"!

Eg: Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan
slutting to the max by doggy-g September 26, 2010