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Tazzers is a word that a small group of Scotsmen started shouting one day while playing Car Soccer. It's kind of like most things that one shouts during a particularly intense round of sports: born from intense excitement, only making sense in that one thrilling moment. Combined with Scottish brogue, and that deepset Scottish appreciation for the thrill of soccer, and it's especially esoteric.
Scotsman 1: *does an impression of an Englishman with a deep appreciation for celestial bodies, distracting him from his goalkeeping duties*

Scotsman 2: BEN! GIT TAE FECK!

Scotsman 3: Oh, Tazzers!
tazzers by DorianCairne October 21, 2019
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"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.
"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"
Tezzers by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009
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Tizzers Foxchase 

Leader of Woodbury University in the virtual world of Second Life and member of the Feted Inner Core. Adversary to the Justice League Unlimited and outspoken blogger Prokofy Neva.
When no one was looking, Tizzers Foxchase took forty cakes. She took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
A gun that shoots hooks that latch onto people. The shocks the **** out of them.
Cop: Grab the tazzer, we got a runner!!!
(Tazzer shoots the hooks into the un lucky person and shocks the **** out of them.)
Runner: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You shocked the **** out of me!
Tazzer by GmanLEGIT February 15, 2010
balls, bollocks, nuts etc basically meaning testicle.
A random guy came up to me and kicked me in my tezzers
Tezzers by Callum Talbot October 18, 2007

Twazzerspazzer

1. (n.) A person who is simultaneously being a total idiot and acting completely chaotic. A unique blend of incompetence and high-energy nonsense.
(adj.) Used to describe a situation that is frustratingly messy or a plan that is doomed to fail because it’s over-complicated.
"He is an absoloute twazzerzpazzer"
"This car is a twazzerspazzer"
"This is just twazzerspazzery"
Twazzerspazzer by JJ121232 December 28, 2025