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taco shits 

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.
keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!
taco shits by Luis Perez October 11, 2004

Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.
BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!
Taco-Shits by BradelyG June 1, 2009

Del Taco Shits 

Del Taco Shits are a rectal explosion that happens after eating at Del Taco.
Diz: Whats that awfsome smell wafting into the living room?
CoRiz: Sorry I have the Del Taco Shits...
Diz: Del Taco is at it again...
Del Taco Shits by dustmo March 16, 2011

Zero gravity Taco Shits 

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.

taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain
Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

Taco-beer shits 

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits
dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today