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when a woman has a wet but powerful queef. it is not always gross, infact in a sexual setting the swqueet can be found attractive by both men and lesbians. a swqeet is a more fun version of schmegma.
boy: yeah baby that feels so good but its kinda dry

girl: let me get more schmegma, hold on

boy: do you think you could swqueet? that would be so much better

girl: of course, you cant go wrong with a nice, stern swqueet!
swqueet by hellen keller of sex August 1, 2010
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A shortened version of Square Ft.
Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."
squeet by poweredbyraycon February 12, 2022
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When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.
For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.
squeetle by Jacques05 April 12, 2017

yeet chicken squeet

A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.
Me: Send Nudes?
Her: What are we ?
Me: Yeet Chicken Squeet!
yeet chicken squeet by $imoney7 October 24, 2016

Squeethorp 

A person who walks on the beach looking for dead Seagulls to suck the butt wind out of.
I saw a squeethorp today suck on 3 birds.
Squeethorp by Squeethorp January 26, 2009

Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006

squeetard 

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.
"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."
squeetard by Citronic October 21, 2008