swetter

An unexpectedly funny joke.

Damn, my dad just hit me with a swetter out of no where.

swetter by Messier Fromage December 13, 2020

swetter litching 

A spoken language based off of English, where the first letter/sound of each word is switched with a letter/sound of another word in the sentence or phrase.
Also known as a "spoonerism"

"swetter litching" = letter switching
"kurger bing" = burger king
"yan cou stunderand sut whi ay?" = Can you understand what I say?

swetter litching by Drew - C/O Elliot "BewJoy" Brothers March 18, 2005

Swetter Litching 

AKA "Letter Switching", the simple act of taking the first two letters of two words and switching their places. This can be used with names also. It gives sentences and/or names a funny twist, and you can possibly get away with this "secret language" in certain situations. (Originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin)

(Ex 1)
Ryan: hey Charles, let's go buck some fitches
Charles: what?
Ryan: I mean, let's go fuck some bitches. Sorry, I'm used to "Swetter Litching"

(Ex 2)
Paul: the football game was crazy, Bom Trady threw an interception to end the game
Derek: who?
Paul: Tom Brady, haven't you heard of "Swetter Litching"?
Derek: no, but it sounds fun! I'm going to start doing it

Swetter Litching by Chicken Little May 24, 2014

Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.

She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.

Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"

guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

do you listen to sweater weather? by max quigley July 2, 2020

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater bullets by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007