sumping 

An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products

Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.

sumping by conserned for bread July 6, 2011

Sumping 

The activity of pubescent farmers as their fathers help them wax up their tool.

David was a natural at sumping, his father was delighted, for this meant he no longer needed to sump his own tool.

Sumping by ol' Farmer Joe October 4, 2008

Stop simping September 

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

Stop simping September by leehoolia August 28, 2020

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

simping 

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.

Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"

simping by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

King of Simping by veIocity March 15, 2020

Simping for sallie 

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

Simping for sallie by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020