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why your mother sucks my asshole dry 

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

suck you dry 

When a girl sucks your dick and you cum in her mouth and she keeps sucking til you can't come no more
suck you dry by PussyWhipped March 30, 2016

suck you dry 

Sucking a dick until they cum
Bradley: How was your night with Estelle dude?
Tyler: Oh my god bro, we fucked then she said "I wanna suck you dry"

Bradley: Did she?
Tyler: Yup
Bradley: Lucky!
suck you dry by anon8856 December 20, 2015

suck me dry 

To give oral until the man is done or can no longer continue.
ay baby suck me dry til i die
suck me dry by Weezyr May 3, 2006

Suck Me Dry 

The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.
"It's literally suck me dry. Goddamn it why go to Urban Dictionary you idiot."
Suck Me Dry by Ican'tseemypseudonym February 10, 2017

suck it dry 

1.) To give fellatio until one is to run dry of semen.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.
interviewer: Okay, well when we start hiring.. animals or whatever.. we'll give you a call.
alien: suck it dry!
suck it dry by bobbyw September 12, 2004