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subterfuck 

A cunning and deceitful act of sexual pleasure, one that is hidden or secret.
We slipped elusively, like CIA operatives, into the closet for a high-speed subterfuck.
subterfuck by Dr Bunnygirl March 10, 2019

Sucklefuck

When someone sucks your dick so hard, the condom comes off
Last night Jessica sucklefucked me.

Shuttlefucker 

One who has sex, or wishes to have sex, with the Space Shuttle.
That shuttlefucker is sticking his penis in the fore steering thruster exhaust port again.
Shuttlefucker by 3-I July 17, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009

Sucklefuck

A person so pathetic it's disgusting. Someone so pathetic that it seems as though all they do is sit at home suckling on their mother's nipple.
"That guy is so pathetic"
"I know... he's such a little sucklefuck"
Sucklefuck by Obama lin saden June 16, 2014