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The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021
Related Words

strollie 

it means a prostitute walking around a block,usually a young favored prostitute.this is a term used by san diegans for prostitution done by young women or even teenagers.its a new word started in 2010.ussualy you will see young looking women on a block walking around in skimpy clothes giving signals to cars that is a strollie. They are usualy located in city heights,national city,el cajon, downtown.
for example-
R-wheres that strollie B?
B-she on her block,runnin fo her money.
R-good she better be on that stroll
B-what street she on we got a call fo a big trip they want strollies fo the next few days.
strollie by j&u March 6, 2011
the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want
'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'
scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

strolladex 

barrel-shaped rolladex in which you let your fingers do the walking.
Check the strolladex for the pizza guy's phone number!
strolladex by Tim Kauffman October 30, 2008

Mrs .Strolle 

The terrifying I.T lady who won't let you eat on the couch in the hall. She is probably part pterodactyl, an evil sorceress, and shapeshifter. Will turn anyone who has anything but an Apple computer into a shitty loner computer. she hates her husband and turned him into a loner computer because he bought a chrome book on black Friday.
* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*

* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god

strollaxing 

Taking a walk while clearing your mind... chill'n.
Strollaxing seems to help calm things down after a fight with bae.
strollaxing by DatCakeChick! October 24, 2016