stife 

1. A word used to describe something small; little; tiny; short.

2. Tight; fitting too closely.

3. Affording little or no extra room.

Janette's ponytail is stife.

I bought a new jacket but, I returned it because it was stife on me.

That guy you hooked me up with is stife. You know I don't like men shorter than me.

stife by candybaby5891 October 23, 2009

stife 

a woman particularly the noticeable ones.

damn! sis you scope the dash on this stife? well did ya?

stife by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

Stife 

(adj) used (in certain places at least) to mean stingy in the very negative sense. Does not have to refer to money, but usually does. Usually used when the speaker is referring to someone else who has wronged him or her.

Bob: Hey guys this was some expensive queeze so if you could each pitch in $10 I would really appreciate it.

Mark: Ok sure man.

Joe: Uhhh sorry, I don't have $10.

*Joe leaves*

Mark: Wow, what a douche.

Bob: Yeah, Joe is one stife mug.

Stife by $.$ April 25, 2011

Stife 

The wackest ever. A mixture of something Stale And Triflin..

That Dude Jeans Is Stife As Hell!
Her weave is SO Stife!
That Stife Ass Pussy!

Stife by MadFace McLovin July 1, 2008

Stife 

Another word to define such things that are flawless, or perfect. Something so great, so fine, which no other word can describe.

Origins: Canada

Damn, that girl is stife!

I got stife grades this semester.

That car is so stife.

Stife by Q400 December 28, 2004

Stife 

If your wife is your sister.

Your stife is so hot.

Stife by Mike Liddy April 23, 2009

Stife 

means to rip someone off in terms of money; used most often for when someone buys alcohol for a younger person and charges them way more than the alcohol actually cost

friend 1: “How much did you pay for that 30?”

friend 2: “Uhhh I don’t know, like $30”
friend 1: “Oh shiiiittt. You got stifed”

Stife by lee_pee May 17, 2018