Stelling

To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.

Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.

I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?

Stelling by Realrui April 21, 2008

stelling

The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.

Stelling Banjos = SEX

stelling by Bluegrass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2008

Stelling

This is a pair of boys that use girls. The boys are brothers that are very close in age. One boy trys not to use girls but fails each time. The other does it without thinking of the girls feelings and does'nt care how bad he hurts them. The one that trys not to hurt girls can not hold on to a girlfriend and finds himself stuck on one girl that he is to scared to be with.

Girl:He broke my heart yet again.
Best friend: Thats just the stelling boys.

Stelling by Hayden james February 8, 2010

Stelling

Standing and talking to someone.

Example: That person over there is stelling

Stelling by Among us cosmetic concepts October 20, 2020

Scott Sterling 

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

Scott Sterling by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020