stardunkle 

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.

"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."

stardunkle by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant

“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”

spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009

Shadunkle 

To play with, used like DragOn, ligma, sugma etc.

Nigel: Yo, shadunkle
Erik: Huh?
Nigel: SHADUNKLE DEEZ NUTS YOOOOO

Shadunkle by Ihateschool69420 March 13, 2023

Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

Starbuckless by university dweller October 20, 2009

snarfunkle 

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)

1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.

snarfunkle by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

snarfunkle 

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.

Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

snarfunkle by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011