sperm bank 

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.

That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".

sperm bank by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007

sperm bank 

A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"

You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.

Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.

sperm bank by masterbaiter December 13, 2004

sperm bank 

A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.

Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!

sperm bank by antraeindubh March 31, 2004

sperm bank 

a females vagina

i made a deposit in her sperm bank.

sperm bank by sweather catcher August 11, 2010

Sperm Bank 

The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.

The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.

Sperm Bank by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

Sperm Bank 

Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!

“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”

Sperm Bank by Nitrohead21 January 19, 2018

sperm bank whore 

Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.

Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"

Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"

sperm bank whore by Ikurasake Gerigenion January 27, 2008