speculator 

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

speculator by Jessica February 26, 2004

Hate speculator 

Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.

Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?

Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.

Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.

Hate speculator by CIfan August 12, 2012

only one can speculate 

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

only one can speculate by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Sexulator

'Sexulator' means 'sex machine' (hence the -ulator ending: calculator = machine) or just 'sexy' in general.

'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.

"You sexulator, you!" = You sexy thing! / You sex machine

Sexulator by Albert E. 29 May 25, 2010

speculating 

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.

speculating by lil cc November 11, 2006