spadangle

To jump into or out of a moving car, usually done at relatively slow speeds.

Yesterday I spadangled in the parking after school to make myself look heroic.

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Spadangle

When a girl has to take out her tampon before sex.

My girl had to spadangle before we could get it on.

Spadangle by windyhotmess February 14, 2009

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to be in a state of blissed out happiness, usually induced by artificial stimuli.

i stomped all night at the last party, i was totally spamjangled

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When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

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A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

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The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

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the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled

my god! I'm spandangled....

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