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snizlitch 

Noun:
The female equivalent of a douche-bag; an irritating, haughty flake.
Did you see how the bartender shut down that snizlitch when she tried to get free shots?
That effing snizlitch got a couple free drinks out of me before introducing me to her boyfriend.
Only a snizlitch would wear a mini-skirt, heels, and no coat in 20-below weather, then complain about it.
snizlitch by Poopak February 20, 2010
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a drink brewed on Vashon Island, WA
Ingredients:
1. Nestle, Nesquik strawberry syrup (1 sec. squirt)
2. vodka (1/5 a 5th)
3. Howling monkey elixer (whole can)
4. 5 hour energy (one shot)

then mix

M.P.
J.H.
Bitch i just chugged a whole fuckin' flagon of snizi, i am fucked to the max.
snizi by Mike Pruitt September 9, 2007
A secret way to swear.

Thanks Dickie Roberts!
That's a lot of shizit!
shizit by Trixie April 29, 2004
Star is such a snipit when it comes to fashion.
Snipit by Steve N. June 3, 2003

Shizitus 

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.
Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere
Shizitus by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

holy fa-shizit 

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.
dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!