smizacked 

A term to describe the feeling when very stoned, after smoking lots of marijuana.

Dude, I got super smizacked last night. I felt like I left the solar system.

smizacked by Koon man rich September 28, 2017

smhitacked 

The act of being pulverized with a bear claw or having a space air craft launched directly into the upper regions of your lungs.
Some side effects may include: Excessive bruising, hair loss, nausea, bat like wings, sense of impending doom, and in some cases, death.
If you begin to experience a tingling sensation in toes or fingers, immediately consult your doctor for you may soon become a landing mine for extraterrestrials.

Girl: I feel like I just got smhitacked.
Boy: Yikes. Think you might have swine flu?

smhitacked by waldo firefox August 18, 2009

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up by Tech581 September 23, 2009

smacked ass 

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.

act right, you smacked ass.

smacked ass by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

spidacked 

When a person has taken too much amphetamine or methamphetamine and is going at too fast of a rate to function properly. Often times the person will be paranoid, sketchy, or have nervous twitches. Usually a person that is spidacked will pick at their face excessively and will not leave the house.

She was so spidacked that she could not even show up for our date last night. When I called her she said we could not talk because her phone was tapped. She needs to lay off the dope.

spidacked by fartwhisperer July 17, 2010

J Smacked

When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.

Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.

J Smacked by andrew8888 June 14, 2011

smacked snack 

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.

"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"

smacked snack by Skyy321 December 23, 2009