smegdruff 

Smegdruff is the build up of so much smegma that the cheese flakes away and looks like dandruff

Oi mate clean ur peen u have smegdruff, the flakes are all over ur boxers

smegdruff by Jeff Bung August 23, 2019

Smegmuffin 

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

Smegmuffin by Fyfe August 30, 2003

smegmuff 

When smegma gets stuck on your pubic hair and dries up.

I really need to wax the Smegmuff, it’s getting a bit knotty

smegmuff by Murphysmeg November 24, 2021

Smegmuffin 

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

Smegmuffin by Kris September 1, 2003