Slurk

When you support an online streamer by lurking, but you also fall asleep.

I was too tired to watch your stream, but I left you a slurk.

Slurk by Jthewise July 30, 2021

slurk

To move with bad intentions in a manner similar to a slither (especially when care is taken to escape notice).

The fiend slurked through the streets, awaiting an opportunity to strike a hapless citizen.

slurk by Paul Leeti April 28, 2008

slurk

v. A combination of slinking and lurking: Slurking occurs when one strolls along with a slight bounce in their step, as if a giant slinky were to sprout legs and walk, while simultaneously lurking about. Slink + Lurk = Slurk.

What is he doing?? Oh you know, just slurkin around.

slurk by brittany racht November 20, 2006

Slurk

The combination of the words "stalk" and "lurk". This commonly takes place on social networking sites (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) where an individual spends countless hours looking through people's profiles.

So you heard Ronnie broke up with Sammi again?

No way! How did you hear about this?

I was slurking through Facebook and came across JWoww's profile and she had it as her status.

Slurk by rapaddict40 October 7, 2010

Slurk

The manner in which a desperate, sleazy female (aka slut), lurks about the town prowling on every man, hoping to satisfy her insatiable lust for random cock.

“Did you see that skank (insert slutty name here) at the bar? She’s already banged two guys in the bathroom, now she’s slurking around for more! Gross!”

Slurk by Sandboxx13 January 17, 2021

slurk

someone (particularly female) who tries to make friends with everyone, and abandoning their real friends in the progress but when the he/she loses contact with these new friends, tries to befriend the old ones again.

Gabriella moved me down on her top friends the other day, did she move you down too?
Yeah.
I bet she will try and be friends with us again when her new friends realise what a slurk she is.

slurk by johnnnn56789 December 16, 2008

Slurk

This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.

1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.

2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.

Slurk by Acebinkley September 3, 2005