sloppy joed

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJoe

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021

SloppyJoe

When a person stands above the toilet and pulls his erection through his legs to the back while pooping where his partner performs oral sex

Are you full was that enough sloppyJoe?

by MrCog July 16, 2024