slabberwash 

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.

"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."

slabberwash by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014

Slabberdash 

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

Slabberdash by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

Slabbergasted by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

Slabernash 

the physical act of hitting a woman in the face using your penis to display your dominance and instill shame.

"After sucking Jim's penis, Pam was then slabernashed."

(also can be used to describe a bad loss)

"Michigan just got slabernashed by Oregon."

Slabernash by Travis Collins November 28, 2007