skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

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skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

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To inhale a hit of marijuana then taking a shot of hard alcohol before exhaling the weed smoke.

"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."

Snurpes by Snurplife420 September 2, 2013

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- More than one Skurve.
- People who hassle Moles.

Skurve 1: BOFA?
Skurve 2: BOFA?
Annoyed Mole: BOFA what?
Skurve 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF
All the other Skurves: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Skurves by anichi December 30, 2004

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Dude i was fucking around with smurfette this weekend and i think i got smurpes

smurpes by JakeBrown April 30, 2008

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Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

Jackie is such a skupres. I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

skupres by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

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These sturpest nuggets are delicious

sturpest by oklkjjij October 27, 2020

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