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Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time
Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
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A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.
"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"
Slorntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019

Sploitching 

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.
My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.
a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
"That girl was a major sloritch for flirting with your boyfriend."
Sloritch by Kris T October 5, 2005

skritches 

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
Hey kitty, want some skritches?
skritches by Dmanusos March 1, 2018