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skatefucking 

When you are ice-skating or skateboarding and your nuts scrape along the concrete.
Yo boi, nice skatefucking

spacesick 

n. a feeling of longing to go to space, usually caused by star-gazing or looking at pictures of stars; feeling as though you are trapped on Earth, and would much prefer space exploration.
As he looked at the constellations, he suddenly felt very spacesick.
spacesick by Jace Cameron January 11, 2013

Tardigrada Skasick 

Very much like that of a Tardigrada, but not really as cool...

Skasicks, or skittles as they are sometimes called are attracted to such animals as redheads and when a Skasick finds a redhead it likes it makes awkward stuttering noises and lame jokes.
To catch a skasick you must make a statement that can be answered with "That's What She Said" Then you can club it and skin it. Skasick skins don't really go for much more than half a penny.
Typical Tardigrada Skasick Redhead Mating Call:

"Hi Tegan" noted fluctuation in voice
"You sound pretty today."

Skanksickle 

One who is a skank and has a stick up their ass as well.
That trick is suck a skanksickle!
Skanksickle by Takie November 2, 2010

Katesick 

When you're absolutely in love with a Kate and can't bear a moment without her.
This serious medical condition can only be treated with your Kate, random Kate's will not suffice, she must be yours.
Justin: Hey Nick you look awful today what's wrong?
Nick: I'm feeling extremely Katesick, I've never been in such bad shape.
Justin: Damn, I've heard the only treatment for being Katesick is a good lovingly gorgeous Kate.
Katesick by 2ndbestpilot April 25, 2019

the skateside

The best skateboarding school ever! Usually a family friendly place to bring your kids to skate. You will find a wide range of skill levels of skaters from just starting to advanced. It’s also open to adults.
Kids to parent: Mom, there’s nothing to do in the house.
Mom: Let’s go to THE SKATESIDE.
the skateside by I said the truth November 23, 2021