skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

skankitis by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009

skankitis

1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.

2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.

"We got that skankitis! And we don't take no vaccines, we just take shots!"

skankitis by Juice* January 29, 2009

skankitis

Early signs of yet undiagnosed venereal disease, usually acquired from sleeping with loose women.

"Fuckballs, bro! I slept with Janelle last night and my balls itch like a muhfukka. Shoot, bitch gave me a mean case of skankitis."

skankitis by rachel2007 December 28, 2007

Skanktified 

something or someone who is, or has become, very skanky can be described this way.

John's house became Skanktified after years of wild partying.

Skanktified by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

skanktimonious 

adj.

1. Of or relating to one who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous, but often contradictorily portrayed in a decidedly more pious fashion.

Quite obviously, skanktimonious derives from the contraction of skank, that of more popular vernacular, not the rhythmic dance, and sanctimonious.

Paris Hilton is so skanktimonious.

skanktimonious by Heywood Giablomi December 12, 2005

Skanktastic 

This is a female who is a skank, but you still want to hit that. She is defined as a skank who is kind of fly (fantastic).

Yo dog, let's leave this club. They ain't no ho's up here that I want to hit. Oh wait, that one over on the pole is skanktastic and so is the other one dancing in the cage! My bad.

Skanktastic by Scotina September 25, 2009

Skanktify

To be made skanky.

You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.

Skanktify by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007