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A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)
"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"
wideclops by rumfan1999 March 29, 2005
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Wide, far-reaching eyes...allowing one to terminate any and all people within her sights.
I just saw Wideclops casing the halls, canning any and all that caught her sights, son!
Wideclops by Lebanese Lothario April 22, 2009

sideslosh 

A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.
My sideslosh is so fugly, Charlie Sheen wouldn't even fuck them.
sideslosh by Jennanightmare July 12, 2015
A person with eyes too far apart.
Did you see that chick I took home last night? She wasn't bad except for the wideclops.
wideclops by dick hurtz May 13, 2005
A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.
Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.
WideClops by tommyX April 24, 2018

Siclops211 

Siclops211 is a handsome minecraft pvper who has defeated some of the best players including the clonk and steverogers3139
wow he just killed Ozan! that must be Siclops211
Siclops211 by Siclops211 May 6, 2022