shwasty 

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

shwasty by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

shwasty 

adj. to be drunk, i.e. shitted, wasted and toasty.

Dude, Adam fell in the fire last night. Yah, he was shwasty.

shwasty by MooneyK June 2, 2009

shwasty 

drunk with swagger

lets get shwasty this weekend and meet up with some pretty ladies!

shwasty by suacyonsundays August 12, 2012

Shwasty Face 

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

Shwasty Face by fallenangel January 25, 2013

Swasty 

Combination of the words Sick, Wicked, and Nasty. Swasty is a term used when in the presence of something amazing. Used because saying 1 of the 3 words is just not enough to express its magnitude.

"DAMN, did u see that dunk?! That was swasty!"
"That movie was too swasty!"
"That was possibly the most swasty thing I have ever seen."

Swasty by ilooooovechocolate September 10, 2012

schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009