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Shore Girl 

From Auckland's North Shore, in New Zealand, the shore girl is a very real phenomenon. Typically white, wealthy and arrogant, the best thing that can be said about them is Shore girl, sure thing. A typical day is spent eating, shopping, causing trouble, getting drunk and then fucking random strangers or relatives.

Their counterpart the shore boy necessarily adopts a tough posture to compensate for their Metrosexual garb. It is often said that the only way you can tell the difference between a Shore girl and a Shore buy is that the shore girl has a higher sperm count.
The Shore girl exclaimed loudly, "I've had all the cocks of Torbay in me, now onto Devonport."

The Shore girl's mum said, "Don't fuck that one, he's only got a Japanese car, you want European."
Shore Girl by endgamer March 26, 2023
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shore girl 

a Trendy young female who shops at glassons, wears skimpy clothing and follows the latest fashions in clothes and music. see also slapper

The male versions are called shore boys or Jocks
Preppy, spoilt, rich slag. who sponges off her mummy and daddys credit card.

Shore girl sass 

talking back, clapback basically the sass of Khloe Kardashian
"That girl has developed some serious shore girl sass!"

Short Girl 

Short Girl by somebody June 29, 2004

short girl syndrome 

A girl who has an aggressive attitude due to her height and people always looking down on her.
She cute but honestly when she talks you can tell she has short girl syndrome

Short Girl 

A girl who's height ranges from 5" 3 and lower. Usually very light somewhat chubby or very skinny. Use caution: Short jokes are a major turn off, they are sensitive about the subject. They are a perfect companion for a tall male in all aspects, they can reach objects that a tall male must bend down for, as a tall male can reach things on the "top shelf" that the short stature of the small girl limits.

Tall people develop (not always but often) back, leg, and knee problems, a short girl is perfect to have to aid this.
"Look at that short girl! She's so tiny! I want her!"

"Calm down short girl you may combust from excitement"
Short Girl by Shortchick87 June 8, 2016

Short girl 

The baddest bitches you will ever meet
Person-OMG you are so short! Bahahhaha
Short girl-*breaks persons skull* who is laughing now beATch
Ambulance-*sirens*
Short girl by Unicorneoz12 November 1, 2020