shmectic 

used in the phrase 'hectic shmectic' which means smart/awesome.

hectic shmectic antiseptic.

shmectic by tabitha vitriol January 13, 2009

shmectic 

super mega hectic

wow bro see the rack on that subwoofer....
shmectic!

shmectic by lcd4eva April 29, 2009

Shmectic 

Another form/slang version of the word hectic.

Geez that car accident was shmectic!

Shmectic by rider of Rohan April 9, 2019

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

Smectic 

Having the cleansing properties of soap(from the greek smekitos;to clean).

Natalie: dude that dick was so rank, I had to tell em to get smectic. so he found some peach scented shit for that stick.

Susan: did you at least get off?

Natalie: yeah, but we had to get tripsis first

susan: huh?

Natalie: sorry hun, thats a shampoo massage given in a bath(from the greek work tribo, meaning a rub down)

susan: nice!!:) rotflmao

Smectic by groodles>onya October 21, 2009

Shectic 

when something is so Hectic (crazy) it makes you say shit, Hectic ... Shectic

"omg, did you see that?"

"Shectic yo"

"that party was fucking Shectic"

"fuckin' Shectic"

Shectic by Joekage April 26, 2015