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shitprints 

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor
Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...
shitprints by Almeria August 21, 2009
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Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.
"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."
Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shit prints 

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
shit prints by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008

Shitpants Travellor 

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants
That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

shitpants 

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.
"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."
shitpants by miracle_max December 28, 2007