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shitarette 

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
shitarette by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.
Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?
shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010

shitcutter 

Another name for a girl's ass. More specifically, refers to the sphinchter.
Hey dude your mom's got a great shitcutter.
shitcutter by wrightd61 May 26, 2010

Shitvette 

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.
1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."
Shitvette by PMax February 12, 2008

Shitquestered 

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)
Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.
Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Shiterette 

That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Shiterette by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008