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covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit
my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Shit-stained Schumacher 

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
Shit-stained Schumacher by Clagbo August 22, 2006

shit stained thumb knuckle 

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

shit-stain 

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.
you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.
shit-stain by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011